Shipping policy

We're not Amazon.

Messaging us 30 minutes after you order, will not make it get there any faster.

We ship as quickly as we can, but we have day jobs that pay our bills.

Want our shipping speed to increase? Buy more stuff, so we can quit our day jobs and ship to you faster.

"Your shipping seems kind of expensive."

Sorry. Tape costs money. Envelopes cost money. Labels cost money. Gas costs money...